To celebrate my 1,000th tweet, I want to send you a dollar.

See, I’m still starting out. I haven’t published a book (yet), or I’d send you a free copy. And I don’t have the loot to throw a big party in your honor. But I do have a dollar. And to thank you for following me on Facebook and/or Twitter, I’d like to give that dollar to you. It might not seem like much, but a dollar for every fan amounts to about $1,000, plus postage. And for a young kid just starting out, that’s quite a hefty sum.

But you deserve it. I couldn’t have done it without you. Just tell me where to send your dollar, and I’ll get it on its way.

UPDATE: Lots of people wanted to know if I could instead send their dollar to charity. So I added that option. Just check the “Donate my dollar” button in the form below, and I’ll make a donation for the National Brain Tumor Society’s Brain Tumor Walk in Boston on October 2. (I’m walking in remembrance of my godmother, Linda Turnbull.)

Here’s the form: